Dungeon Master & Baker · DFW
Good food.
Good stories.
Great tables.
At The Crusty DM, the table is at the center of everything — from character-driven adventures shaped by meaningful choices to delicious homemade food meant to be shared.
Pick your door.
One email. New tables, new recipes, no spam.
I send a short note when a new table opens up, when a private-event date frees up, or when something new comes out of the kitchen. That's it — no drip campaign, no filler.
A DM who bakes. Or a baker who DMs. Depends on the day.
I've spent years behind the screen running games for strangers-turned-friends, and just as many years in the kitchen figuring out why my crust kept splitting. Turns out both hobbies reward the same thing: patience, prep, and knowing when to let something rest.
These days I run tables online through StartPlaying and in person around DFW, and I write up the recipes that started as a joke and stuck around because people kept asking for them.
One game currently running. See what's seated →
Dice-shaped cookies, molten dragon cakes, and a beholder that's mostly candy. Into the kitchen →
Birthdays, corporate nights, and private tables around DFW
Flat-rate, direct-booked, in-person events — separate from my StartPlaying games entirely.
See Local & Private Events